more things to know if you ever desire to become a true londoner:
11. never say bloody
10. if advertising is your calling {cough - kato} then europe is where you want to be. you can get away with anything if it means it will shock the market into wanting whatever u have. this includes nudity and/or profanity
9. your beer choice is a form of personal _expression, as is your pint glass
8. music lovers: if u are sick of kylie minogue, madonna, and robbie williams, try some keane, travis, jem, or scissor sisters (some specific amazing songs are martin sexton - glorybound and robert randolph & and the family band - smile....i listen to both every day)
7. its ok to smell. and pick your nose.
6. if you want to get real business in notting hill, put up a big sign that says 'magic mushrooms sold here', but only until the police make you take it down
5. count off every 100 feet and u will find a starbucks, and another, and another. (heaven!)
4. you love PDA. doesnt matter if ur straight, gay, or havent desided yet - public displays of affection are so hot right now.
3. fashion forwards: ladies - big brown leather belts with white skirts, and small scarves with everything (no matter the weather). gents - business attire must include pinstripes and some form of pink or purple
2. what is an SUV? the smaller the car the better. minis and smart cars are standard
1. brighton is for lovers...of all kinds. today we went to brighton (beach town on the english channel) and had lunch at my first gay bar! its the gay capital of the UK. one love in true form
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